Lol I love this - buy another one you rich mother fucker!!!!!!!
I once quoted this to some Austrian in Salzburg who knew no other English, we became best friends for the night and i got a sticker that said ‘Partying 24/7’ and was graciously offered free drinks the rest of the evening.
Girls skating - Afghanistan (x)
Silence is suspicious, but it’s better than lying.
Vietnamese photographer Thanh Ha Bui captured this incredible image in his parents’ back garden and, after spotting a line of super strong weaver ants marching across a branch, decided to test their legendary weightlifting skills. First experimenting with pieces of food and leaves, he eventually ended up with this incredible shot
ladies and gentlemen, i could use more au pair friends/support…
So, Work ‘dad’ asked me to make the logo for his new political campaign… pretty pleased with my work. and so are they. i wonder if i can bargain for an extra night off with boy…
created by me
my router won’t recognize the SIM card i just dumped money into. NOT MADE TO EXIST IN OUTSIDE OF A INTERNET RICH ENVIRONMENT. stop tying me to the wall :(
i feel like a saltwater fish in a freshwater tank. maybe, who would really know. i hate wasting money and time troubleshooting shit that wont fix >.<
also, i can’t sleep well, then i can’t wake up… honestly embarrassing to me.
Hey! Where in Italy are you au pairing? :)
in Fano, near San Marino…
i’m just glad they made a disney princess white enough to be me.
Is it fair to say that i’ve been subjected to individual racist comments while benefiting from systematic racism? ‘unnaturally’ white skin and knowledge of German does not a nazi make :(
my bed is too short, and i don’t know how to activate my phone